a meme

I know no one every reads these but, I do it because it's fun!

Your real name: Ethan
Age: 16
Height: dunno
hair color: brown
Eye colour: Green/Blue
Skin color: White
Glasses/contacts?: Glasses
Piercings: no
Tattoos: no
Braces: oh hell naw!
Other distinctive markings: small scars on my eye and forehead

Favorite
Color: Orange
Band: areosmith
Video game: half life
Movie: sixth sense
Book: maniac magee
Food: buttery popcorn
Game on a cell phone: spore
CD: still alive
Flower: I'm a dude, dumb ass
Scent: bacon!
Animal: liger/tigon
Comic book: vg cats (it's a webcomic)
Cereal: captain crunch
Website: gaiaonline.com
Cartoon: total drama island

Do You
Play an instrument?: unfortanately no
Like to sing?: yeah!
Have a job: never!
Have a cell phone?: hell yeah!
Like to play sports?: football!
Have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: I wish...
Have a crush on someone?: not at the moment
Live somewhere NOT in the united states?: nope! good old usa!
Have more than 5 TVs in your house?: 12!
Have any special talents/skills?: I can put both legs behind my head
Exercise daily?: except sundays
Like school?: fucking hate it!

Can You
Sing the alphabet backwards?: maybe
Stand on your tip toes without wearing shoes?: there are people who can't?
Speak any other languages?:french ftw!
Go a day without food?: no
Remember your dreams?: ocasionally
Read music, not just tabs?: no
Roll your tongue?: sure can
Eat a whole pizza?: pizza is gross!

Have You Ever
Won something in the lottery?: a golf club
Snuck out of the house?: where would I go? the gas station?
Lied to get out of trouble?:...yeah
Had a computer crash?: so...many...times!
Gotten lost in your city?: thank god no, I wouldn't last 7 seconds.
Seen a shooting star?: don't think so.
Been to any other countries?: canada!
Had a serious surgery?: thank god, no.
Stolen something important to someone else?: I'm what the other foot ball players call "a little church boy"
Solved a rubiks cube?: epic fail
Gone out in public in your pajamas?: to swensons and the polor express when, I was little
Cried over a girl?: I have too much dignity
Cried over a boy?: I don't roll that way
Kissed a random stranger?: um, no...creepy question.
Hugged a random stranger?: so girl grabbed me in the middle of the hall way...it was wierd
Been in a fist fight?: I won!
Been arrested?: supriseingly no.
Done drugs?: drugs are bad!
Had alcohol?: alcohol is bad!
Laughed and had milk come out of your nose?: pepsi.
Pushed all the buttons on an elevator?: lol, yeah
Snuck into the opposite sex's bathroom?: on acident
Swore at your parents?: yeah
Kicked a guy where it hurts?: lol, mylittle brother a few times
Been to a casino?: yep!
Ran over an animal and killed it?: I love animals!...so, no.
Broken a bone?: just cracked it
Gotten stitches?: no sir
Had a water balloon fight in winter?: I wish but, my parents don't allow balloons in our house
Made homemade muffins?: no
Bitten someone?: lol, when I was 7
Been to disneyland/disneyworld?: every year!
Burped in someone’s face?:  yep!

When's the Last Time You
Brushed your teeth: this morning
Cried: can't remember
Went to the bathroom: an hour ago
Saw a movie in a theatre: last week
Read a book: I forget
Had a snow day: last year
Had a party: never
Went to a doctor: last year
Tripped in front of someone: ...I can't remember
Got sick: right now!
Got cursed: huh?
Called someone: several months ago

Do You Prefer
Fruits/Vegetables - corn!
Black/White - Black
Lights on/Lights off - Lights off
TV/Movie - for the popcoooooorn!
Body spray/Lotion - ew
Cash/Check - gimme the claud...monet...get it?
Pillow/Blanket - ...blanket...
Headache/Stomachache - head.
Paint/Charcoal - charcoal!
Chinese food/Mexican Food - mexican salsa!
Summer/Winter - the summer!
Snow/Rain - snow
Fog/Misty - is there a difference?
Rock/Rap - RAWK!
Meat/Vegetarian - chicken rules!!!!!
Chocolate/Vanilla - plain ole vanilla
Sprinkles/Icing - mmmm icing
Cake/Pie - cake plz!
Stawberries/Blueberries - neither
Ocean/Swimming Pool - ocean=beach=hot babes
Cookies/Muffins - why must I choose!?
Wallet/Pocket - Wallet...where'd I put mine?
Windows/Door - Door
Charles Chaplin/Chespirito - ......what?
Pink/Purple - pink. it takes a real man to admit that
Cat/Dog - I have a dog named muffin! cats are mean
Long sleeve/short sleeve- I where long sleve shirts under short sleve shirts
Pants/Shorts - shorts are more comfortable
Winter Break/Spring break - Winter. I love christmas
Spring/Autumn - autumn, halloween rules!
Clouds/Clear sky - clear and blue
Moons/Mars - mars
Questions/Answers - Questions
War or Peace - peace, maaaaan

Love and All That Crap
Do you believe in love?: yep
What's the most important kind of love for you?: there are kinds?
Have you ever been in love?: I thought I was
Been close to love?: nope
If you have, with who?: I thought I was with a girl named vicky, but I was wrong
Ever confessed your feelings to the one you loved?: I tried
Really badly so that it actually hurts and you cry at night?: no
Are you in a relationship?: I wish
If so, for how long?: fuck you
Do you believe there is someone for everyone?: everyone except asexuals
What is your idea of the best date?: We go to my house and play video games but, then suddenly turn, look each other in the eye and then, kiss
What was your first kiss like?: I haven't had it...I'm sad now...
How old were you when you got your first kiss?: fuck you
Do you think love is worth nothing?: that's a question for an emo. love is worth more than anything.
Best experience you’ve ever had with the opposite sex: back rub B)
If you are single, have you had any boyfriends/girlfriends before?: no  
Have you ever been dumped?: how could I?
Have you ever dumped someone?: never did, never will.

I
Am: your worse nightmare
Want: a girlfriend....and a cookie
Need: sleep
Love: boobies!
Hate: you
Feel: tired
Did: nothing
Miss: my grandma and grampa...they died
Am annoyed by: my brother morgan
Would rather: play videogames
Am tired of: F's
Will always: be realycool

Miscellaneous
What is your favourite genre of music?: rawk!
What time is it now?: 10:48pm
How much money do you have right now?: I lost my wallet
Are you hungry right now?: I could eat
What are you doing right now?: this meme
Do you like parades?: yep
Do you like the moon?: once in a blue moon
What are you going to do when you're done with this?: sleep
If you could have any magical power what would it be?: shape shifting

Do You Think You Are
Funny?: sure do
Cool?: realycool!
Pretty?: I'm hot
Sarcastic?: nooooooo
Lazy?: and proud!
Hyper?: only when, I'm really deprived of sleep
Friendly?: sometimes
Evil?: Imma good boy
Smart?: I have a genus IQ but, straight D's
Strong?: sure am!
Talented?: not really
Dorky?: no

What Comes to Mind With the Word
High: as the sky!
Lonely: me
Pen: bull
Flower: smash!
Window: break!
Psycho: espn
Brain freeze: cookie for some reason
Strange: dvd?
Sassy: my dog
Suffering: Africa
Art: half life

Would You Ever
Sky dive?: yeah!
Run away?: never
Curse at a teacher?:  I'm to wimpy
Not take a shower for a week?:like showers
Ask someone out?: Some day...
Unscrew your cellphone too see what's inside?: I chopped one in half with an axe one.
Visit a foreign country for more than a month?: Ireland!
Go scuba diving?: been the done that, fail the scuba diving test
Write a book?: I'm too lazy
Become a rock star?: NO!
Have a long-distance relationship?: she could be a dude! *shiver*
Marry someone you don't know?: ew

Last Questions
What kind of computer do you have?: A piece of shit acer lap top
What grade/level of studies are you in?: Grade 10
Do you like to throw popcorn at people in the movies?: what a waste that's be
How many posters do you have in your room?: 3